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đ° The $100,000 Mistake I Made At McDonaldâsâŚ

What youâll find in this weekâs newsletter:
đ° The $100,000 Mistake I Made At McDonaldâs [True Story]
đ¨ The Doâs and Donâts of Prime Day!
đĽ Get Reviews Before You Launch [Vine Update]
đą Chaos in the Amazon Software Space
đ¤ How to Create On-Brand Images [AI Walkthrough]
Kevin King and I have invited 7 of the top AI experts. They are going to show you how the top 1% are using AI to dominate Amazon.
Donât miss out on this LIVE Training â July 10 2 pm ET
đ° The $100,000 Mistake I Made At McDonaldâs [TRUE STORY]
When I was a teenager, during my college holidays, I worked in my dad's woodworking factory.
He had a few big contracts, but one that really stands out was a major project for McDonald's head office in Toronto.
We were tasked with redoing their theater seating, which was a pretty huge deal for the business.
Now, the day of installation came.
We were hungry and we could not find a McDonalds.

Our supervisor decided to grab something at Burger King.
Instead of eating there, we brought the food back with us and ate while installing the new benches and chairs.
At the end of the day, the supervisor, thinking he was being funny, tossed all the Burger King bags into the McDonald's trash bins.
We thought it was a harmless, funny little prank.
But come Monday morning, my dad got a furious call from a McDonald's VP, who was not amused in the slightest.

They were so upset that they cut all ties with us and held back a six-figure payment for 180 days.
The lesson here?
Brand loyalty and understanding your client's culture is no joke.
What seemed like a small, funny act to us was a huge deal to them, and it really drove home the importance of respecting the brands you work with.
Enjoy the rest of the newsletter.
â Norm
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đTHE TOP MUST READ STORIES THIS WEEK đ
đĽ More brands turn to âtariff engineeringâ to avoid higher import taxes - Read More
đ˘ TikTok to launch US-Specific app in September called âMâ - Read More
đ° Nearly half of suppliers plan to increase prices due to tariffs - Read More
đŽThe rise of vendor fraud in a world of AI and trade chaos - Read More
đ§ Fakespot shuts down today after 9 years of fake review detection - Read More
đ¤ Walmart commits to sourcing $10 billion of India-made goods each year by 2027 - Read More
đĽ Get Amazon Reviews Before You Launch!
You can now get Vine reviews before your product even launches on Amazon.

That means you can launch with up to 30 real customer reviews already on day one. Just imagine how much of a boost that gives your conversion rate, ranking, and overall momentum out the gate.
â The Doâs and Donâts of Prime Dayâ
â DO Use Amazon PPC Aggressively
Increase bids and especially your Top of Search placement before Prime Day.
Use the momentum from the 30% sale to improve conversion rate and rank.
â DONâT Pull Back on Ads Before Prime Day
Many sellers reduce PPC around July 4thâdonât follow them. Thatâs your window to win cheap traffic.
â DO Focus on Your Top Sellers
Apply the strategy only to the top 20% of products that generate 80% of your results.
Same goes for campaignsâscale only your most profitable ones.
â DONâT Discount Everything
Avoid spreading resources across all products. Focus only on top performers to maintain profitability.
â DO Send External Traffic
Drive traffic using:
Email blasts (2 emails per day on July 7)
Google Ads with headlines like â30% off on Amazon â Pre-Prime Day Saleâ
â DONâT Ignore Organic Ranking
The whole pre-Prime Day push (PPC + discount + external traffic) is to boost organic placement.
If you're not ranking already, this tactic won't work.
â DO Submit Prime Day Deals in Advance
Set up a 20% off Prime Day deal for July 8â11.
Donât skip thisâshoppers actively look for âPrime Dayâ tagged listings.
â DONâT Forget to Turn Off Pre-Sale Coupons
Make sure the 30% off coupon ends the day before Prime Day, so your 20% Prime Day deal takes over.
Dr. Travis Zigler did a great breakdown that I recommend you watch
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đą Helium10 Announces Major Changes to Affiliate Program, Sparking Industry Backlash
In a recent update to its affiliate program, Helium10 has announced the removal of lifetime recurring commissions for partners.
Going forward, affiliates will now receive a one-time commission per referral. Existing recurring payouts will not be grandfathered in.
This change were allegedly quietly communicated via an email framed as a routine affiliate update, leaving many long-time partners blindsided.
Social media posts were making rounds on Linkedin over the weekend.
Several affiliates who have supported the brand since its early days report significant financial lossesâsome upwards of $15,000 per month.
Industry insiders are questioning the timing and structure of the change, speculating that it may be tied to broader financial objectives following private equity involvement.
For a company built with the help of its affiliate community, this shift raises important questions about long-term partnership strategy.

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Can you find Norm in the picture below? Scroll to the bottom of this newsletter to see the answer!
đŽ The Main Image Fix That Made $19KâŚ

My favorite takeaways from Colin Raja (you can find the full ep on YouTube):
Use ChatGPT to Simulate Buyer Questions Before Writing Copy
Matt suggests asking AI tools like ChatGPT:âWhat would someone ask if they were looking to buy this product?â
Then build your image stack and copy to directly answer those specific questions.Your Listing Should Speak at a 4th Grade Reading Level
Amazon AI prefers simple, direct language. Avoid technical jargon or marketing fluff. Focus on clarity over cleverness so your listing is easily understood and featured in AI summaries.Reorder Your Bullet Points Based on What Buyers Actually Ask
Donât rely on your assumptions. Use real customer data (reviews, Q&A) to reorder bullets based on what shoppers care about mostâput the most-searched answers at the top.Run Your Listing Through Claude or GPT to Surface Gaps
Copy your live listing into a model and prompt:âWhat questions does this listing leave unanswered?â
Use Image Captions That Reinforce Buyer Questions
Add small text overlays to images that mirror the buyerâs thought processâlike âWill this fit my car?â or âHow long does it last?â These help with both visual scanning and SGE inclusion.
đ¤ How to Craft On-Brand Images Using AI
Say you want to create an eye-catching visuals to showcase the launch of a new wellness course. We want each image to match our brandâs calming, creative vibe, something stock graphics never quite deliver.
By specifying both the âmediumâ (watercolor painting) and âstyleâ (minimalist, tranquil) in ChatGPT, we generated a set of consistent, professional-looking images for our campaign in minutes.
Step-By-Step Guide
1 . Describe the Scene Clearly
We hit the âCreate an imageâ tool inside of ChatGPT 4o, and started with a simple, clear description of the scene: âA woman meditating on a hill at sunrise.â

This first image will set the foundation for any prompt.
2. Choose the Medium for Texture & Feel
Next, we picked âwatercolor paintingâ as the medium. This created soft, blended textures and a calming moodâperfect for our wellness brand.

3. Add Style for Mood & Consistency
We layered on the style: âminimalist, tranquil style.â

This stripped away any clutter and focused on calm colors and clean lines, matching our new courseâs tone.
FACT: More than one-third of organizations are already using generative AI to create images, mainly in marketing, product design, and branding rolesâŻ
4. Mix and Match for Exploration
Curious about other looks, we swapped in âoil paintingâ for a richer, more classic vibe, and âdigital illustrationâ for crisp, modern graphics.

As you can see, each combo produced a totally new feel.
5. Ask ChatGPT for More Options
Whenever we felt stuck, we just prompted: âList 20 different types of mediums an image can be created in.â
ChatGPT gave us a menu of choicesâclay art, pencil sketch, collage, and moreâmaking it easy to experiment
6. Iterate Until Itâs Right
We then combined different mediums and styles, tweaking prompts and previewing results until we had a full set of visuals that felt cohesive and professional.
This entire process took under 30 minutesâno designer needed.
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đĽ How a $2,500/hr Google Ads Expert Scales Real Businesses

Here are my favorite tips from this episode!
Optimize for Profit using Contribution Margin
John tracks profitability down to the SKU and channel level using contribution margin instead of chasing a target ROAS. He layers in fixed costs and customer acquisition costs to understand the real return on each campaign.Set Up Campaigns Based on Business Goals
Rather than letting Google automate too early, John builds campaigns aligned to funnel stages: cold awareness, warm retargeting, and LTV-focused remarketing. Each campaign has its own KPIs and conversion paths to avoid signal pollution.Use Smart Shopping and Performance Max Only When You Control First-Party Data
John recommends feeding these campaigns only when you can close the loop: tagging conversions properly, sending back offline data, and owning attribution modeling. Without this, Googleâs automation trains on junk signals.Test Landing Page Conversion Before Scaling Budget
Before pushing ad spend, John runs micro tests to validate landing page performanceâespecially on mobile. If conversion rates arenât healthy, scaling will only magnify the waste.Treat Google Ads as a Scaling Tool, Not a Product-Market Fit Finder
John only ramps campaigns once product-market fit is proven. He emphasizes that Google can amplify growth, but it canât fix weak offers, unclear messaging, or poor lifetime value economics.
Find this episode of Marketing Misfits on YouTube and anywhere you listen to podcasts
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